Howdy, I hope you had a super-duper week and are ready for Super Bowl weekend. My prediction for the big game Sunday is that UNC will pull it together and beat Maryland. Oh, you don’t care about that? Then Colts 34 – Saints 27. Moving on to the goodness that is Analogous Friday…
Guru Ninja Wars
Just someone looks the part, that doesn’t mean that they have the skills to back it up. Ahem…social media guru ninjas. It’s scary to think how someone who just puts on the right hat can trick so many people into think they’re the real deal. The key is that you may get away with it for a while, but, sooner or later, people are going to figure you out.
Streaking is so last year.
Until now, the most entertaining way for someone to get arrested at a sporting event was streaking. Used to, streakers were something you told everyone about seeing, kind of like a wild yeti. Now, they’re a lot like a Lady Gaga song on the radio. They happen all the time and have gotten sort of annoying. This guy, however, was a genius, because he did something I’ve never seen or heard about being done before. The application here should be pretty obvious. Break away from the template and get arrested for doing cool stuff. Wait, what?
Check out last week’s Analogous Friday edition: Your Job is Ridiculous
